There is most definitely something wrong with me

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theamericankid:

Oh god! Oh god! I’m hit! I’m hit! Somebody get a— oh wait I’m fine.

“Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish the

se venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.” 

thchristina:

When Nature Calls…

gifhound:

The DNC released a new microsite this morning: RomneyTaxPlan.com. 

Good luck getting the details.

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