Go anon and say whatever you'd like to me.
renkos: sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor
Anonymous asked: Would YOU tell me a story?
Anonymous asked: You okay?
Anonymous asked: What would you do if your brother or your best friend came out as gay to you?
nope: don’t ignore me i’m kinda cute
Anonymous asked: how many followers do you have?
pugpresident: Sorry Alan!!!!!
bmoburns: oomshi: soup that tastes great is souper may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
White privilege my ass I am an 18 year old middle class white male and I haven’t gotten diddly squat handed to me I’m still wallowing down here with the rest of you where the fuck is my golden chariot to a great life.
rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’ WHO CHANGED IT FROM FENNEKINS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DON’T TESTICLE METATRON
poopflow: cause of death: second hand embarrassment
guynecologist: wouldnt wanna
Every time I fart it feels like my body is trying to turn into a spaceship and launch me into orbit.
h0odrich: katara: someone called me and idk who so im chillin on the phone and i think they butt dialed because all i hear is heavy breathing who the fuck breathes out their ass
welcomebackronberto: How to successfully seduce someone: Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
justadashofasian: sevenplusfour: he understands me
diverged: I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
shadowfoxfire: kamerlort: do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse yes.
gruffen: melodyquill: the-strider-strudel: dreamofserenity626: nooby-banana: you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y YOU CAN WALK DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY D I A G O N A L L ...
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