May 2013
11 tags
May 24th
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Go anon and say whatever you'd like to me.
May 24th
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renkos: sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 
May 24th
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Anonymous asked: Would YOU tell me a story?
May 24th
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Anonymous asked: You okay?
May 24th
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Anonymous asked: What would you do if your brother or your best friend came out as gay to you?
May 24th
May 23rd
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nope: don’t ignore me i’m kinda cute
May 23rd
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Anonymous asked: how many followers do you have?
May 23rd
6 tags
May 23rd
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pugpresident: Sorry Alan!!!!!
May 23rd
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bmoburns: oomshi: soup that tastes great is souper may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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White privilege my ass I am an 18 year old middle class white male and I haven’t gotten diddly squat handed to me I’m still wallowing down here with the rest of you where the fuck is my golden chariot to a great life.
May 23rd
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rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’ WHO CHANGED IT FROM FENNEKINS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DON’T TESTICLE METATRON
May 23rd
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poopflow: cause of death: second hand embarrassment 
May 23rd
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guynecologist: wouldnt wanna
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Every time I fart it feels like my body is trying to turn into a spaceship and launch me into orbit.
May 23rd
h0odrich: katara: someone called me and idk who so im chillin on the phone and i think they butt dialed because all i hear is heavy breathing who the fuck breathes out their ass
May 23rd
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welcomebackronberto: How to successfully seduce someone: Step 1.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
May 23rd
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This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
castielofasgard:
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May 22nd
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Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
justadashofasian: sevenplusfour: he understands me
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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diverged: I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
May 22nd
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shadowfoxfire: kamerlort: do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse yes.
May 22nd
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gruffen: melodyquill: the-strider-strudel: dreamofserenity626: nooby-banana: you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y YOU CAN WALK DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY  D      I         A             G                  O                       N                            A                                 L                                      L ...
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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pussy game too strong
May 22nd
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