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Allen Madey. college student, 19 y/o. This blog is just my random thoughts and things that I like. Feel free to talk to me. Thank you and enjoy.
fuck me with a potato
Anonymous

You have a fetish

But hey, everybody’s got one or two

justfineonthetop:

terrastar12:

strive-for-equality:

mattypi-mcfrostingeater:

thisawfullybigadventure:

“The Ball Bed” the world’s first morphable bed, consisting of plush spheres that are connected by elastic bands, allowing you to twist and bend them in any way imaginable.

NEED.

O.O
there is no way to explain these things i am feeling. 

HOLY FUCK

COULD YOU IMAGINE THE SEX YOU COULD HAVE ON THIS THING

THIS THING IS THE BASTARD CHILD OF SCIENCE AND THE KAMA SUTRA

xigbar:

softhardgrunge:

swarnpert:

when someone kills u and then taunts

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HOW WOULD YOU KNOW SOMEONE’S TAUNTING YOU WHEN YOU’RE DEAD??????????

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No chance you'd just be charitable and send them to me, is there? :D
Anonymous

Sorry m8, It doesn’t work like that for me

dajo42:

literally like. i’m not ~~~attracted to~~~ my friends but. they’re all attractive. like, wow. fuck. i am surrounded by hot people. i hope other people see how hot my friends are. i hope they see us in a group and are like “holy shit. so many hot people. hot as stars. that’s less of a clique and more of a constellation”

Tags:   ▫ I kinda am ~~~attracted to~~~ a bunch of my friends tbh ▫ I wouldn't say no if they asked 

duckygoodness:

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.

  • A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY
  • A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING
  • A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME
  • YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY

AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS. UNTIL, SAY, AUGUST 2015. A FULL YEAR. LONG ENOUGH, RIGHT?

LET’S DO THIS THING.

Tags:   ▫ that'd be rad but I'm not banking on it 
As a gay boy, I'm probably never gonna see you naked, and that makes me sad
Anonymous

Hey my nudes might get leaked one day y’never know

baracknobama:

only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

slimydad:

@ every slaughterfish in skyrim: fight me irl

tyrabankruptcy:

Sleep tight, hunty.