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Allen Madey. college Sophmore, hospitality major. This blog is just my random thoughts and things that I like. Feel free to talk to me. Thank you and enjoy.

sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

back-that-sass-up:

legalmexican:

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

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tHATS THE FACE THATS THE FACE EXACLTY

legs-are-just-for-show:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

when the game is like “u don’t have enough lock picks for this” and ur like i have a rocket launcher

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😎

🌝

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

idahoing:

when the bae wont give you road head

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tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

tvjojo:

jays on ma feet

thebaconconspiracies:

juggahnaut:

bookporn:

Believe it or not

Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.

Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.

^^

maskedlink:

HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO

16yrold:

hes gonna shit himself so hard trying to flex