I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS
please don’t stick a tree up your ass
IM GOING TO SHOVE A TREE UP MY ASS
Please dont shove it up. Cant you just plant a tree up there?
I AM GOING TO PLANT A TREE UP MY ASS
everytime you think “that’s too big to be a sea bass”
you are fucking wrong
its always a fucking sea bass
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….
i showed this to my sister and she slapped me
if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them
I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work
I can’t keep up with who’s problematic and who isn’t anymore so I’m just going to sit here and blog about my Ass
an artist is stranded on a desert island alone and decides to pass the time by drawing. less than a minute after they take out a sketchbook, one lone person washes up on the island and desperately says “oh my god you can draw can you draw me”
The artist now has food